Knock knock knock, Hyung! It's me, Dildo!

I don\\\'t know when exactly, but something ‘weird’ appeared in my house out of nowhere. Not only did it appear with a bang, knocking on my door, it\\\'s even shouting, \\\"Hyung! It\\\'s me, Dildo!\\\" from outside...?! WTF is this honey-baby-boocakes dildo-boy that comes back regardless of how I throw him away?!?!! I have no need for--- \\\"Because I\\\'m a dildo... Does that put you in a bind, Hyung? ?°(°´?`°)°?\\\" Wait... This might actually be better than I thought...?